9-14-2016
Tonight while getting the kids dressed after their bath Faye asked while pointing at Sam "what's that on his belly?"
M: "Do you mean his belly button?"
F: "No, his belly finger!"
10-17-2016
F: "When I grow up I want to be Faye Rowley!"
10-26-2016
I
ran upstairs just before midnight to comfort Faye, who was in our room
crying. "Mommy, where are you?! You need to put on your jammies and get
in bed now!"
11-4-2016
F: "Mom, where's your hat?"
M: "Do I need my hat?"
F: "Yes. Your hair looks like sharks."
Apparently My bedhead has reached a new level of scary.
11-9-2016
While tucking the kids in tonight I said, "Good Night, George," to my little stinker. He quickly corrected me, "No! Batsam."
11-9-2016
While playing mario cart:
F: "Mommy, may I explosion you?"
11-10-2016
Faye has a cold. This morning she asked, "Mommy, can I go to the hospital and get a shot to make feel better."
11-11-2016
Sammo
cried out in his sleep tonight searching frantically for pumpkins. This
is the first instance I have witnessed him talking in his sleep.
11-13-2016
Sammo has been a bit of a stinker this morning, and after being told off he asked, "Where Gra'ma?"
M: "She's in her room getting dressed."
S: "Where Heidi?"
M: "She's at home."
S: "Oooh."
11-19-2016
F: "Mommy, you can't be married to Daddy."
M: "Why's that?"
F: "Because when I grow up I want to be married to him!"
M: "But he's my husband."
D: "And she's my wife!"
F: "Don't worry, we can take turns."
11-21-2016
M: "You are so cute." As a naked Sam walks by.
S: "Garbage!" Walks up to sink and throws Faye's charm bracelet down the garbage eater.
12-2-2016
F: "Mom, cats don't like water, right?"
M: "You're right!"
F: "But they like milk?"
M: "Yes, they love milk."
F: "So when you wash a cat, do you give them a milk shower?"
