Tonight while getting the kids dressed after their bath Faye asked while pointing at Sam "what's that on his belly?"
M: "Do you mean his belly button?"
F: "No, his belly finger!"
F: "When I grow up I want to be Faye Rowley!"
I ran upstairs just before midnight to comfort Faye, who was in our room crying. "Mommy, where are you?! You need to put on your jammies and get in bed now!"
F: "Mom, where's your hat?"
M: "Do I need my hat?"
F: "Yes. Your hair looks like sharks."
Apparently My bedhead has reached a new level of scary.
While tucking the kids in tonight I said, "Good Night, George," to my little stinker. He quickly corrected me, "No! Batsam."
While playing mario cart:
F: "Mommy, may I explosion you?"
Faye has a cold. This morning she asked, "Mommy, can I go to the hospital and get a shot to make feel better."
Sammo cried out in his sleep tonight searching frantically for pumpkins. This is the first instance I have witnessed him talking in his sleep.
Sammo has been a bit of a stinker this morning, and after being told off he asked, "Where Gra'ma?"
M: "She's in her room getting dressed."
S: "Where Heidi?"
M: "She's at home."
F: "Mommy, you can't be married to Daddy."
M: "Why's that?"
F: "Because when I grow up I want to be married to him!"
M: "But he's my husband."
D: "And she's my wife!"
F: "Don't worry, we can take turns."
M: "You are so cute." As a naked Sam walks by.
S: "Garbage!" Walks up to sink and throws Faye's charm bracelet down the garbage eater.
F: "Mom, cats don't like water, right?"
M: "You're right!"
F: "But they like milk?"
M: "Yes, they love milk."
F: "So when you wash a cat, do you give them a milk shower?"