Are You Married to a Geek?

You might be married to a geek if:

• There are more dice than jewelry in your home. 
• A romantic night in includes ice cream and Return of the Jedi.
• Your husband cries out in pain when exposed to sunlight.
• You go to the gym more than your husband does and, as a result, you do most of the heavy lifting.
• Instead of pink and princesses your little girl is exposed to dinosaurs, super heros, and rocket ships.
• Family night includes hours of digging in Minecraft.
• Your family observes Pi Day, Star Wars Days, and Talk Like a Pirate Day.
• You own no normal ice cube trays.  Instead you have ice cubes japed as a skull and crossbones, pi, or dinosaur skeletons.
• There is a stash of fantasy inspired cutlery somewhere in your house.
• While you are in labor, he writes a program to record your contractions and predict upcoming contractions. (in reference to Kelly)
• Your family vacations are planned around Comicon.
• Dinner with friends usually includes an RPG
• The family computer has a more rigorous maintenance schedule than the family car.
• You can identify the different crews of the Star Ship Enterprise without having watched a full episode of Star Trek.
• Your child's name was inspired by a fantasy mythos.
• Each member of the family over the age of 11 has been presented with a wand.
• The number of personal workstations in your home outnumbers the members of your family.
• You have created a D&D character just to spend time with him.
• Long car rides are spent discussing the pros and cons of Mac vs. Windows.
• Your husband surprises you with a spaceship from Star Citizen rather than a traditional boquette of flowers.
• Family time in the car is often spent listening to Harry Potter for the umpteenth time.
• Watching My Little Pony with your child is spent critically analyzing teh physics behind the show as well as commentary on mythology references.
• Because of allergies, your pet options are limited to a Roomba.
• The wreath on your front door consists of power cables, "scuzzy" ribbons, old processors and CDs.
• He leaves love notes on the computer desktop for you encouraging you to take a break from housework and give Mass Effect a try.
• A good portion of our spending money is invested in games on Kickstarter.
• You have a bumpersticker identifying your car as a Firefly class vehicle.
• Your child owns more than one Pokemon stuffed animal. 
• Your child is encouraged to cry, "Exterminate!" And/or she often watches Doctor Who with you.
• Your husband often quotes or mimics memes.
• You own multiple house furnishings inspired by video games. 
• You anticipate your Valentine's/Mother's Day gift to be supplied by ThinkGeek. (Thanks Sweetie!)

Congratulations!   If most of these statements are true, you are probably a geek, too.

Bonus:

• Your husband boasts that he can task his wife with re-installing an operating system and not worry about losing his game files.
• Your husband supports your baking skills by requesting a Steampunk themed cake.

• You plan to have a Harry Potter themed Christmas Tree.
• Your latest inspiration for working out is to look like Seven of Nine.
• You taught your toddler to gallop with coconuts like Clancy.
• The landscape decisions made for your yard are based on the wand woods found in Harry Potter.